June 2013
Guy Fieri sliding shrimp and pieces of steak onto his hair spikes like kabobs and laughing maniacally as he lowers his head onto a flaming grill
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
“It’s like when someone says, ‘How are you?’ Do you say, ‘Well, my head hurts and I’m lonely and depressed and I’m worried about everything and the world is collapsing and full of evil’? Or do you say, ‘I’m fine’?”
—Sara Shepard, The Visibles (via seulray)
when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever
Second English lesson of the day
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
‘Effect’ is a noun. ‘Look at effect he’s had on you.’
‘Affect’ is a verb. ‘I think he’s starting to affect you.’
I HAVE NEEDED THIS FOR SO LONG GOD BLESS YOU
THE GODS OF ENGLISH HAVE SHINED DOWN UPON ME
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN HAS GONE
I respect an overweight girl at the gym trying to get fit. I respect an underweight girl at the gym trying to get fit. I respect a 50 year old man at the gym trying to get fit. I respect really anyone at the gym trying to get fit.
